what IS a noob?
Whoring in tanks and jets.
ving a gunner loads of kills in the helis.
Defending a flag with a tank, with an attacking gung ho infantry opposition.
Repairing your tank and your gunner hits f1 and drives away!!!
Commanders that wont accept requests for uav and supplies(probably zoomed in on there art strike to see how many bodies fly into the air with there arty)
Trying to shoot at the bunny hoppers
what IS a noob?
Best thing ive ever done is to ambush a full squad of 6 guys on my own and to pawn all of them . I killed the first 4 with my trusty DAO 12 the fith with my pistol and the last i stabed in the head nothing will ever compare to taking apart 6 guys on your own in CQB . I hated the DAO 12 untill that moement in time now its one of my fav weapons ive come close to doing that again but ive never managed to get the last guy and walk away.
Worst thing is either im just about to cap a flag and a freindly jet bombs me or my commander sends artillary on me. That or one of them times were no matter were i spawn straigh away i get killed and i dont mean once i mean repeatedly proberly 4 or 5 times in a row.
best = watching my son get medals
(he has a lot)
and nailing anyone who is arrogant in the game
(eg armor or jet or helo that think they cannot die - then owning them and watching them quit the server)
worst - watching my son outscore me!
arty hitting me as I spawn
rockets hitting me as I spawn
but the thing that makes me soooooooo mad
is having a ton of blue dots in an area, that do not take situational awareness
(eg not kill the guy on the TOW or Stinger or the Spec OPs running right by them for ARMOR)
but the WINNER is
idiots who do not know the basics of HELO tactics
(eg do NOT hover over VODS.TANKS.JEEPS)
one thing to be a BAD pilot
another to be a DUMB pilot
best: some of the **** i pull off in a cobra. i amaze myself sometimes at how im still alive.
worst: when i just suck all around and my deaths are greater than my kills.
BEST:when you are 'incincible' for a round ,when everything you do works and luck goes your way
:also the best thing is sniping the pilot of a helicopter full of people and watch the thing crash!
:i also love shooting down jet whores who do nothing else but fly
ne of the best things is saving one of your team mates e.g. when someone is planting c4 on one of your tanks and you get him with a long range headshot.
WORST:when someone TKs you for a vheicle
BUT THE WORST BY FAR IS: when you are surrounded by team mates after capturing a flag with armour support and all ,and some lone enemy jumps out of a hole and decides to kill you out of all the other potential targets and nobody around you does anthing about it, even the medics!!!!
sniping a jet pilot just as he was lining up a bombing run on my squad (my best kill in the game)
finding a really good sniping spot the killing everyone you see.
blowing up 3 peices of armour up at the same time, also killing about 5 foot soldiers in the process BOOM about 10 kills
being killed no matter what i do
having the most deaths on my team
being in a great sniping spot only too have a medic/support screaming need ammo?ect, completely blowing your cover.
WORST: people who punish you, no matter what they did eg: trying too knife a tank i was busy blowing it up (what an idiot, knifing an tank, fool)
Not much compared to the rest of the psychos on this board, but:
* Firing enough ammunition in to a human target to render them beyond forensics, only to be shot with a well-placed return-shot between the eyeballs.
* Joining a squad who are more interested in hanging around bamboo-trees and smoking cigarettes as opposed to capping flags.
* "if I sneak across this wooded hill, slide down the other side covertly, quietly cross the river and sneak on the enemy base I won't be seen.." *BLAM*. ugh.
* Lay the C4, Lay the C4, Lay the C4, this guy is toast... click... more C4.
* Finishing around with more kills than deaths.
* Joining a squad who don't sit around smoking cigarettes and work as a team to get the job done.
* Jesus Christ himself coming down and removing an enemy helicopter from my sight. This may have been a EA Bug/Mod but the sounds of those angels and the look of surprise on the pilots face will remain with me for the rest of my BF2 days.
Worst: Getting raped by every artil strike no matter where you are.
Best: Out sniping snipers with a pistol, bringing down jet/helo whores
Best- Being AT and get 1st in a game, with people saying hacker! noone is that good at AT (actually happens alot)
Worst- When a AT does better than me