Dumbest things you've seen !

SKluck · 08-15-2005, 12:53 AM

Probably the fact that stinger missles need a lock and a miracle to hit enemy choppers/planes, yet any stray missles always seem to find their way to friendlies.

Like 10 minutes ago, I had a successful lock on the chinese chopper, it wasn't even moving, just sitting there, I waited for it to drop flares, and fired after I regained my lock. There happened to be a US BH right behind and below it, probably 40m. Somehow my missles which were locked onto the chinese chopper, curved around it and hit the friendly FULL BH. 6 TKs, -36 team points.

Thank you DICE.

shadow_wolf · 08-15-2005, 12:58 AM

I was commanding on Mashtuur City when I artilleried an enemy base. The closest teammates were far away...I made sure because I hate getting punnished for artillerying teammates. Even so, some of my team managed to kill themselves in it anyways. Of course, I was punished twice. I thanked them for punnishing me for their mistake only to have one of them tell me I should check my map...thats MY line I thought to myself

Believe it or not I use artillery as little as possible lol

Sir. iNGy · 08-15-2005, 12:58 AM

Sitting in the co pilot seat of the plane for five minutes beacause the pilot wont fly then getting bombed, repeatin this time he takes off and flies me straight into a mountain, this time i fly and get kicked for 4 noobs running into me o takeoff because i got the plane that they sit and wait all game for

dfr.mav · 08-15-2005, 01:02 AM

squadmate gets team killed by a clay on the right side (USMC) on karkand going up the roof. sniper (teammate) proceeds to put a clay back where the original TK'ed my squadmate as i go up there.

Dearmad · 08-15-2005, 01:03 AM

Amen to the stinger whine above... I'll second that.

NoConflict · 08-15-2005, 01:09 AM

I got banned once for taking outu a heli with a mounted AT

shadow_wolf · 08-15-2005, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by NoConflict

I got banned once for taking outu a heli with a mounted AT

hahaha sore losers

Daz · 08-15-2005, 01:25 AM

I have seen people do this, i dont really get it, unless they are trying to trick them into think its c4 or claymore but when you dont see the red marker you can see exactly what it is. I bet their jaw dropped when they saw you walk over them.

baggygreen · 08-15-2005, 01:41 AM

I think the stupidest thing i've seen is on dragon valley 64 where literally more than half the team decided what a great idea to hop and dolphin dive around on the carrier, waiting to get artilleried. which they did, over and over and over again. meanwhile im up on the hills overlooking the carrier countersniping and backstabbing squad after squad of chinese who were lining up on the hills to get some free kills from the carrier. Eventually I was killed - 2 rounds of M24 left....... 2 full, mixed squads against me (go the claymore karma!!!!!!!)

I spawned on the carrier, told em to swim for shore at least and took off over the side, and a total of 2 ppl followed me. the commander piped up on VOIP then and said just get onto shore and start working together and capping flags! of course, he happened to be a yank, and heaven forbid a yank was using an aussie server! It wasnt one of the AUS-NZ servers, so there was no problems with it, but strewth the amount of people putting in effort to kick him was impressive!

If they'd put half as much effort into playing as they did into trying to out bunnyhop arty shells and kick this yank, they woulda owned the map in no time. I stood up for him, he was doing better than most of the rest of us, and was accused of being a yank myself! bloody hell, if you're that stupid to think a yank talks like me, you need that lobotomised brain back. fair dinkum. I left after that, i couldnt take it any more.

shadow_wolf · 08-15-2005, 01:44 AM

Originally Posted by baggygreen

I think the stupidest thing i've seen is on dragon valley 64 where literally more than half the team decided what a great idea to hop and dolphin dive around on the carrier, waiting to get artilleried. which they did, over and over and over again. meanwhile im up on the hills overlooking the carrier countersniping and backstabbing squad after squad of chinese who were lining up on the hills to get some free kills from the carrier. Eventually I was killed - 2 rounds of M24 left....... 2 full, mixed squads against me (go the claymore karma!!!!!!!)

I spawned on the carrier, told em to swim for shore at least and took off over the side, and a total of 2 ppl followed me. the commander piped up on VOIP then and said just get onto shore and start working together and capping flags! of course, he happened to be a yank, and heaven forbid a yank was using an aussie server! It wasnt one of the AUS-NZ servers, so there was no problems with it, but strewth the amount of people putting in effort to kick him was impressive!

If they'd put half as much effort into playing as they did into trying to out bunnyhop arty shells and kick this yank, they woulda owned the map in no time. I stood up for him, he was doing better than most of the rest of us, and was accused of being a yank myself! bloody hell, if you're that stupid to think a yank talks like me, you need that lobotomised brain back. fair dinkum. I left after that, i couldnt take it any more.

I, sir, take exception to that! :laugh:

lol sounds like a good time there