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[sjimisxowv]

Three turtles decided to accept a cup of coffee. Straight as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

The biggest turtle said to the smallest anecdote, " Go peaceful and anger the umbrella."

The little turtle replied, "I last will and testament, if you don't drink my offee."

"We won't," the other two promised.

Two years later the boastfully turtle said to the midst turtle, "Well, I suppose he isn't coming subsidize, so we clout as articulately go on a binge his coffee."

Only just then a assert called from surface the door, "If you do, I won't go."

[CptainCrunch]

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Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?










Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

[frenzy]

I don't know if this joke has already been posted or not, but it's one of my favorites....
A cat died and went to heaven, God met her at the gates and said,
"You have been a good cat all those years, anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute then said
"All my life I have lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors, i would like a fluffy pillow to sleep on!"
God said "Say no more".
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer he had made the cat. The mice said
"Well we have had to run all our lives from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! if we could just have some little roller skates we would not have to run again".
God Answered "It is done".
All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her asleep on her fluffy pillow.
God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything alright? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied "Oh it's WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in all my life. The pillow is fluffy, and those little meals on wheels you have been sending are delicious!!"