I'll kick it off seeing as.. I started the thread..
*Steve and Bill are at the bar talking*
Steve: Man, our Prisons are just FLOODED with inmates, we should do something about it.
Bill: Yea! We should put them on a remote island and let 'em fend for themselves.
Steve: *Laughs* Yea, wonder what they'd say if we came back 50 years later.
Bartender: Probably something along the lines of, "G'day Mate!"
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What sort of bees make milk?
BOOBIES!!! :yay:
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why did the chicken cross the road?
to get away from alex and his low-quality jokes
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Well, i thought it was funny :laugh:Originally Posted by mwillin0000
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what does a dogs penis have in common with alex98uk? they're both tiny:laugh:
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i laughed at how horrible that was.:yay:
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Lets not turn this into a "joke about Alex" thread. Lets keep it on topic
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partypooper...Lets not turn this into a "joke about Alex" thread. Lets keep it on topic
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."
How can you keep something on topic in off topic?Lets not turn this into a "joke about Alex" thread. Lets keep it on topic
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