I think a ghost jerked me off!

[imported_DMXSNOW]

It was late at night. I became really exhausted so I decided to hit the bed at around 2 am. I remember feeling a little awkward that night, and to my amazement it was awkward as I was laying on a puddle of my sperm in the morning. I locked my door that night, so the only explanation is supernatural.

[2nd-Irish]

Or...

You're a sleep-whacker! :laugh:

[Whistle]

wet dream. people have those when they arent getting any.

[TheEn|gma]

The only reaction you are going to get here is most likely going to be WTF!

Why did you have to tell me, why did I open this thread....oh why!?

[Whistle]

because deep down inside of us all, we wish a ghost would jerk us off.

[Sub_zer0]

wet dreams agreed

[Desertfox]

Its now agreed, DMXSNOW is not getting any lol.

[CommandoOps]

Hmm maybe he had a Sleep walking dream?
Hey DMXSNOW Do u sleep walk sometimes??

[sassback]

I assume you are out of N64 games...

[Ali G]

It was late at night. I became really exhausted so I decided to hit the bed at around 2 am. I remember feeling a little awkward that night, and to my amazement it was awkward as I was laying on a puddle of my sperm in the morning. I locked my door that night, so the only explanation is supernatural.

Sry, I WAS planning to tell you this but when I saw you asleep I just thought, oh heck, might as well. Sry for the inconvenience, I will tell you before hand next time I jerk you off.